Adult chat joke
Three women were debating about how wide their pussy are.
His son asks him "Daddy, what were you and mommy doing? It was the best sex that I’d had in 25 years.” ”Then what is the problem, ma’am? As he entered their bedroom, he was shocked to see his mom and dad shagging for all they were worth. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes.
" Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!
"A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come across two dogs having sex. ” “Son, there’s been a change of plan,” his father replied.